Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Lead, Lead & More Lead

Saw on TV yesterday that dealers who sell  some small motorcycles and ATV’s were ordered to not sell them and if they do they will be heavily fined.
It seems that some lead has been found in the paint on the fenders.
My answer: ” Anyone who goes around licking motorcycle fenders deserves to remove themselves from [...]

PLASTIC

 Plastic (Polyethylene)
During my recent travels I drove along a highway in western Florida where some road construction was underway in the median strip.
It was a four-lane Interstate highway with the wide median strip the level of which was below the center of the highway lanes.
During the last decade it seems that no one is permitted  [...]

Fiscal Policy

Just read this morning that  Congress and the President have decided to borrow $168 billion from China to fund the ‘tax rebate’  for us.
With that, I expect, most will be spent by us to buy products from China.
Perhaps the Columbian drug dealers would like to get in on this deal also. I’m certain that they [...]

The Daily Fly Report

During the Korean War a friend of mine was an enlisted man stationed at a remote US Air Force base.
It was the middle of winter and life was very boring. Soviet bombers were not destroying US cities.
As George sat staring at an empty RADAR screen he noticed a fly on the window on the other side [...]